Today was a good day...
The Emporer has gone, departed.
Adios, Amigo.
Later, Alligator.
But he didn't leave before doing his usual thing.
That thing being sitting all of the HOD's in a conference room, showing us a motivational video (which in true corporate irony has the opposite effect)and once we have had a moment to digest this, he stands before us, worth his weight in gold, fifty times over. And he says:
''And I will now take questions..''
And when will everybody in the team learn, when will they cop themselves onto the fact that if you ask him a question twenty minutes of you life is gone as he answers it, happily going off on one tangent or another.
You won't get them time back.
When he inevitably came to me, I respectfully declined telling him that my question had already been answered.
Then he climbed into his Merc and left for London.
And the whole hotel breathed a tangible sigh of relief.
Later, I heard via the LONDON GUY that the BOSS had been impressed that myself and another colleague had given up our weekend to ensure that everything went fine.
I felt the Love.
And in true style I took advantage of the situation and managed to get the next three days off. And the weekend.
So I'm not back in work until Monday.
Yay for me.













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