I'm sitting in the meeting and I'm not completely engaged.

It's been dragging on for an hour and there is only so long that I look interested.

I doodle a little, I write my name over and over on the pad in front of me.

I draw the Tardis and a MKII Viper.

'natch.

It's a PR meeting discussing the launch of the new hotel. There are three ladies form the PR company, who in general, wee quite friendly and nice, compared to the two marketing bitches representing the company.

The PR company presented their idea for the launch of the hotel;

Because it is located on the river, they want use the theme of the water as much as possible.

Ok so far.

So all collateral they propose to source some kind if image of water, the river that can become part of the hotels own unique branding.

Ok, still good.

And for launch itself they would like to fly in,from all over the world, water from different rivers.

Then invite the local religious leaders to come to the hotel and the water can be mixed in a silver cup.

''It would be symbolic'' she said

Oh My Fuck.

I left to go meet G and to see a movie , leaving the PR guys to have their wank.